June 25, 2010

The A-Team movie

I haven't posted in a while, but this is important: this is my review/warning for the new A-Team movie. I've never fallen asleep during a movie at the cinema before... THREE TIMES.

What a terrible, boring, tedious, vomitous waste of my time and money. I vow, on my grandfather and grandmothers GRAVES, that I will never, ever see another movie by this writer, director and producer. Stay away from this movie, especially if you've seen the original series. SERIOUSLY.

No I'm not drunk.

Oh and it mis-quotes Gandhi. And spits in the face of pacifism. Pacifism is for wussies. What a load of horse shit. What a terrible movie.

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